Thursday, May 26, 2011

Dear Night Time Sleep - Letter #3

Hey,

What is your problem?

When did you become all bad ass and start hanging around with Playtime? You are headed down a slippery slope with that guy and you are bringing the Jack Attack with you. Please tell Playtime to hit the road and go back to his BFF Daytime. You already have to periodically deal with the heavy hitters Teeth and Hunger; you really do not need this sort of debauchery in your life.

Thanks,
Tamara

PS – I should probably prepare you now and tell you that things are going to get a bit strained again in the Fall, but this too will pass and will only make our relationship stronger.

PPS – Playtime if you are reading this, there is a home in Vancouver that is expecting a new recruit over next few days and he will have no concept of time. Maybe if you are bored during the night you could just go there to play?


Dear Night Time Sleep - Letter #2
Dear Night Time Sleep - Letter #1

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