Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Pregnant = Crazy

The following are reasons that the words Pregnant and Crazy may be interchangeable:

  • Sobbing for over an hour in bed when your husband asks if he can move the “pillow” but the pillow is actually you – Do I seriously already feel like a freaking pillow?
  • Wearing maternity pants at 10 weeks because you can – this just seems sensible…who isn’t dying to ditch the waste band!
  • Drinking apple juice from a large tetra pack with a straw like it is a children’s juice box.
  • Knowing the specific difference and having a dramatic preference between Ruffles Dill Pickle Chips and Old Dutch Dill Pickle Chips – come on! They are totally different!
  • Being able to eat two or more oranges at one sitting with out thinking about it.
  • Putting random things like bowls or dry storage food items in the fridge or perishables (cream cheese) in the cutlery drawer.
  • You un-closet your love for Celine Dion because she sang Billy Joel's Lullaby on Oprah last week....and it was beautiful...and then you replay it over and over because "Jack" really liked it and you love her.
  • You un-closet your love for Oprah because she had Celine Dion on last week and she sang Billy Joel's Lullaby (youtube video below)...
  • Did I mention the crying?

Feel free to chime in ladies (or husbands...or maybe not, especially if your lady is still crazy pregnant).

 


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